August 10, 2003
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Our Webcrawlers, Who Art On the Internet
He’s so cute. I just love Oliver Platt.
Oliver Platt in movies! Sailing movies! Oliver Platt in sailing movies! Yeah! Sailing! Sailing! Sailing! Oliver Platt! Oliver Platt! More Oliver Platt!
At least Russell Crowe is in the upcoming sailing “Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World” based on Patrick O’Brian’s novel. A sailing thank you, Peter Weir. Thank you, all you hard-working [sailing] producers. Thank you, all you wonderful webcrawlers sailing out there, eating up information on us as we live, type, breathe, and sail. Angels, they are. Answering mass-communicated desires like Mattel commercials after cartoons. Cuz we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl.
Matt and I went to “Gigli”, because Matt wanted to watch it for “educational reasons”. It was. . . pretty bad. Maybe if they’d been on a sailboat instead of in his drab apartment. . . . Ben Affleck makes a terrible hitman.
If you like movies about hitmen, I recommend “The Professional“. Luc Besson rocks!
MORE SAILING MOVIES, PLEASE.
Oliver Platt and Zoe Saldana on a sailboat. Yeah!
