April 13, 2009
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My Bad! — Thank You, Obama and Your Team of U.S. Navy Seals
Before I lambast the American news media, I first want to issue an apology for having so little faith in our Executive Chief, and by that token, his men and women — the U.S. military. They did an admirable job, rescuing Capt. Richard Phillips from a bunch of assholes. And why is everyone so sad they died? They were holding, and still are holding, innocent men hostage. I’m glad snipers shot their heads open.
And now, I just want to say, “Thank you, American news media, for again butting your asshat heads into something that really wasn’t your business, and causing people to worry.”
Every time there is something important to cover — like African embassy bombings, or US warship bombings (U.S.S. Cole), you ignore it in favor of something sensationalist, to bring down a President (Clinton, whom I don’t even like, but who was at least our leader at the time). Or the constant bashing of Bush (who did many things wrong, but also did many things right) during his Presidential term. And now, it’s Obama.
You didn’t even cover the shootings in India earlier this year. A significant event in world history. Instead, we’re still hearing about Madonna and her stupid fucking failed adoption. It’s a wonder anyone watches the news anymore. You guys are obsolete.
Our [sensationalist] American news media hard at work
making themselves seem important, when they’re not
