May 20, 2003

• For All My Girlfriends Who Are Over 30 and Asking Me Why They Don’t Have a Boyfriend
  
  Oh, I stole this off of Grophs’ Xanga site. But I think it’s well worth repeating…. I wish someone had told me this when I was in college. Then again, I don’t think I would have believed them.
  

  Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they’re afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground, that aren’t as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right boy, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday…

  
  

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