December 4, 2003

• ‘Fumes

  So I had time today to buy a new winter coat to replace the one which has a hole in its pocket. . . the same pocket I keep forgetting has a hole, and so I keep having to pick my keys up after I step out of the house.

  While I was there, I sampled some Chanel Cristalle. Lord knows WHY I sprayed that shit on my arm. My roomie used to use that stuff, and it gave me a headache. Then, to balance it off, I sprayed Chanel Allure on my other arm. Woo-ee! The combination of the two could have been used successfully in WW I, before they made use of gas masks.

  So I come home, smelling like I’d hit a skunk on the way home. I cheerfully wave both arms around the kitchen and say, “Hey, honey! Wanna smell these perfumes?” On the other side of the house he goes, “I don’t have to! I can taste it!”

  So, I happily scrub off the offensive shit. And we go out for some su shi. Across from our favorite sushi place is a brand new Dunkin’ Donuts and the smell of doughy, sugary goodness is all over the parking lot, even though the Dunkin’ Donuts is at least 100 feet away.

  Matt says, “If you can bottle this smell, I would buy it.”

  
  Allure by Chanel
  Combine with Chanel Cristalle for some powerful ‘fumes that could keep Canadian geese off your lawn
  

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