September 17, 2004
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Automatic Hand Ban
Last week, some teenagers got into a fight over a girl in a movie theater parking lot. One of the teens brandished. . . his fist, and smacked the other kid in the head really hard. He died from an epidural hematoma.
Hey, California, it’s time to start banning hands. Hands kill people, you know.
CUT THEM OFF! You know, like the Koran tells you to. . . .
Or better yet, let’s tax them.
Comments (1)
Tax… Hands…? Um.. How about a hand license? Yeah, ya gotta take a special qualification test to pass and be allowed to keep your hands. LOL! I was just looking around and look what I find! Nice xanga. You have a great sense of humor.
I want a small boat later in life… Heh, dunno why.